Damn it, now I made myself sad...

What you said about the tiers of sports is spot on, and I think most of the reason I prefer the winter Olympics. The coolest thing about the games for me is the variety of sports, but the ones featured are almost always the same. I know, when you’re competing or big into it, the different swimming disciplines are…

Florida real estate: where even if you pay cash, you’re still going to end up underwater.

I’m in the same spot here in San Francisco. I just moved here a year back, and EVERYONE loves Chipotle. You’re never more than, like, three blocks from an awesome burrito place here. Why are you hunting down a Chipotle? What is your goddamned problem?

Did you put your laundry in at the wrong temparature? It’s okay, man #puigyourfriend

I almost want to try to figure out my Twitter password just so I can use the hashtag #puigyourfriend.

And you thought YOUR Christmas dinner conversation would be uncomfortable...

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Wouldn’t you feel like an idiot if your plane was going down, and you’d checked your parachute?

To Jason’s question: this past year, I worked at an all-boys high school. The restroom was the grossest thing ever. The janitors should have gotten hazard pay for cleaning it. At all times, one of the toilets was out of service because someone had tried to flush something stupid, but the thing that bugged me most was…

Hey, you sound like you’re trying to ruin the sanctity of college sports by bringing money into it. I mean, other than the money that gets athletic departments the best facilities at the school. Or the money that makes the highest-paid public employee in most states a football coach.

Honestly, Microsoft playing from behind has to be the best thing that’s happened this console generation, and I say that as a person who no longer plays on consoles. They are super responsive to everything people want.

The joke is that Del is aware all the bananas in the grocery store are already clones, right?

Hey, let me tell you about this time my dad ignored a phone call when he didn’t recognize the number!

Holy crap, it’s THE BEST feeling. I went from wondering if I could afford these dried beans and rice to wondering if I can afford this dinner and next month’s living expenses to knowing I’m going to be okay in the time since August. I opened an investment account this morning! I love the experience of having been…

I love everything about this story and the comments attached to it. I was in a very similar position (running my own business, and badly), then, in August, I admitted defeat. I got a job in a different field, and I’m making good money! I did my taxes back on Saturday, and figured it was time to make this fallback cash…

Vegas may be the only place in the US where a publicly-financed stadium actually makes a community money. Certainly, it all goes into the pockets of the casinos and their owners, but for a brief, shining moment, it will be in the Las Vegas community.

it’s nice to know that our sporting events aren’t in Vegas. I mean, I imagine for the right people, it would take a whole cell phone call to fix a game in Calgary.

Does this guy not have anyone around him who can keep him from blowing the biggest opportunity of his life? Because my fees are reasonable if you’re on an NFL salary, and I’ve learned from the best.

Correction: nothing better than football, Dominos, and enough booze to forget about the thirty-first!