This is the NFL. These guys could fuck up getting head.

It’s been a few years since I played the Craigslist game, but my presumption was always that, if I’m not comfortable getting the money stolen from me, it’s going to come in the form of a certified check, after the negotiations, when I come for the final pickup. I think these guys are thinking that the idea you don’t…

* Texting people at any hour when a texting alert might wake them up

Maybe I’ve just got X-Com 2 on the brain (considering pre-ordering, even though I have no idea why I should), but I’m getting a real X-Com vibe off that trailer.

“So selection bias and randomness were probably acceptably low.”

C’mon, now. If you’re going to make an awesome paper doll of a dude in a uniform, you should check how the uniform looks. That flag bugs me.

I always thought not eating shit was a common sense thing, not a religious proscription.

Holy shit. I’ve never seen that before. When I watched the video you linked, I wondered if any team has ever walked off the field to protest a decision. Then I read a little deeper and not only did the refs screw them, they had to return to the field half an hour later to finish out the last 45 seconds? If I had been…

“. . . so typical of the left to immediately begin demonizing a messenger because they don’t agree with the message.” Is she SURE she wants to be reminding everyone of “shooting the messenger” right now?

Agreed. To find this story, I had to scroll past four ads and a basketball story. Then, after it, there were four more ads. If FSU was trying to bury this story, well, here, they’ve been successful.

That was the highlight of the story for me, too, but for entirely different reasons. When the strongest statement of support your hired gun can come up with for you is that there’s “no evidence [he] know[s],” then you must just know you’re in the shit.

The chicken doesn’t really appeal, but I like the Cake.

Is gravy not a thing in Japan? Because I love my fried chicken, but I’m not going to go out of my way unless I can put some gravy, maybe some mashed potatoes on it. I’m even willing be multicultural and sub in rice for the potatoes, curry for the gravy.

Wow... It is just harrowing to see one of these injuries where the player DOESN’T give a thumbs-up or whatever on the way out.

Man, this is really sweetening the deal on all those stadium shakedowns. Hundreds of millions of dollars and free land and every citizen’s left kidney in exchange for fewer than eight games a year? Sign me up!