Finally. I’ve been playing these games for years and all I could think was “why aren’t my thumbs blocking literally half the screen right now”

It’s almost like one is a fictional universe with a story and one is real life.

This was a VERY tone-setting episode for the rest of the series.

He literally could not screw it up more than George Lucas did, so calm the fuck down.

GREAT episode. Just great.

You know, it was one of my first as well, but for me it holds the least replay value of almost any FF in the series.

Did anyone else have to pause and rewind to find out how Rick injured his hand? I thought he got bit or scratched, and even when I rewatched the scene, I wasn’t totally sure how the hell he injured himself.

It’s almost like business executives aren’t particularly interesting, even when they are.

The last 3 episodes have been hinting at how terrible this show is, but this episode really drove it home.

Makes no sense. Our ancestors had tools well before our hands were shaped fully this way, and the evolution of fighting, like most human evolution, would be based on the usage of tools.

Sorry folks, this is all me and I’m skewing the data.

Perfect, now they’ve raised the price so high I will never consider doing it, whereas part of me wanted to at $99.

Because it was probably a study on asthma.

I thought taking the casserole out didn’t show how mundane the killing is, but in how short a time literally everything could change.

The secret to getting a human was to not evolve it the whole way or something like that. I remember using a club instead of an axe, and even though it was weaker, it made the boss a lot easier.

Threepee

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As someone who just switched from WoW to FF14, I would argue: don’t bother. The lack of plot in-game (many main story events DO NOT happen in-game, which is baffling) is infuriating. Everything that connected the last expansion to the current one happened IN A BOOK.

So, just stop watching new movies, then?

“Based on your choice of browser, you lived through all of this history and don’t need the reminder.”