it launched in 210 BC. you gotta keep playing until it gets there (which it did in 90 AD).

Nice to see an off-target shot in Brazil that didn’t lead to the death of a favela youth.

I don’t know anyone who hated Fallon for breaking. I do know a shitload of people who hated him for constantly and pretty obviously faking it because he figured out that the audience found it endearing when someone lost it. Nothing about it looked natural when he did it. He even sometimes would look directly into the…

I actually get kinda mad at myself for liking the Stefon sketches so much.

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

Bluegrass wouldn’t exist without the blues. If anyone tries to tell you that any form of American music that isn’t like, Native American folk music, doesn’t owe a significant debt to black musicians and culture then they are full of shit.

I disagree. Tiling issues like that would be hard to overlook in an indie game, let alone a $15 back-catalog re-release from a multi-billion-dollar publisher.

We actually spoke to a font expert on Splitscreen a few months ago, in case you’re curious to hear more about why these mobile-style fonts bug people: https://kotaku.com/why-some-video-game-fonts-are-better-than-others-1809453682

Here’s my one upvote for splitting; most portions in American restaurants are huge for many people to manage for a single meal. We revel in oversize meals.

You just wrote a signifigantly better article than this “journalist”. I’m american and I hope we are not so ignorant as to be swayed by such poor writing. 😧

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

you think chrome isn’t a memory hog?

you do know it runs every tab, as a new instance of every plugin, for every tab... in chrome? most plugins persist even after you close the tabs

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

It’s a total overhaul, so no, not really. It’d be one thing if this was just a Game Boy port, but they completely remade the graphics, interface, and soundtrack, not to mention retranslated the dialogue. I don’t regret paying $14 at all.

The controller was god awful :P