You don’t need a frying pan to cook a fish. Just gut it, and leave the head on. Now take a nice heavy straight stick, and run it through the fish’s mouth, deep into the body. Now roast it just like you would a hotdog.

Better than “Aunt Flo”.

Something tells me you don’t need that motivation. 

This story would be a bit less interesting if all she was straddling was a fence.

I guess this is kind of related, but I thought it was kind of snarky Olivia Wilde being bitter about those court documents being served. I have no idea who to believe in the wilde/shia feud and nor do I particularly care. But this has suddenly become more interesting. Not to mention those reports that Pugh is icing…

We pinky promised. That means something in my house.”

Styles: I just wanted to have sex with a hottie. What is even happening?

On yet a third hand, Ivory Aquino is not a hugely well known actor, and Batgirl would have put her in front of a lot more eyes than likely anything else she’s ever done and potentially kicked her career up a level.

Super awesome dumb racist is positive Zulu name must be a misspelled English one. 

It appears that we have Karens in the comment section as well.

So, Gay Karen then?

It’s depressing how much thinly veiled misogyny comes out in the comments of ANY story involving Jolie.

Lesbian or not, it’s clear the author of the review is using her white womanhood to try and become the victim when messaged by a black actress she wrote a review on. 

Yeah, I reread that bit trying to figure out what I was missing that makes sense of that. It doesn’t matter how much ‘social power’ someone has if they DM you, because it’s not public unless you make it so. If Billie Eilish slid into my DMs to call me an asshole, I’d be alarmed and confused, but it wouldn’t have the…

Thank you for your response. Yeah, I thought of this as well and it’s probably closer to the truth.

I don’t like smoothies—or any beverage that isn’t Diet Coke

That’s not exactly the charge I was expecting or hoping for, but whatever it takes.  Having said that, I think I’m far more interested in whatever it is Fucker Carlson is shitting himself over.  Fuck it, release the trove of texts publicly, we’ll be the judges.  

She was angry and drunk. Probably saw the other cars as just cars and didn’t care anymore that people might be in them. Per the LA Times she had 13 prior crashes and is suspected of suffering from serious mental health problems.

I like to make a variation on the baked oatmeal, only using puffed rice cereal. And marshmallow.

How about we talk about her bald-faced lie. According to her, “Joy Behar said on air, ‘Nobody missed you, we didn’t miss you, you shouldn’t have come back,’”