The film’s ending moral, that true immortality comes from creating a legacy that will outlive you, has become far more poignant with Bruce Willis’ dementia and forced retirement.

I think that’s one of the few crimes you should be in jail for. Other economic crimes, nah, but tax fraud is literally theft from the people. I see it as a form of treason committed almost solely by the rich.

It’s possible that a junky who has been married seven times may not have the most enlightened takes on women.
Though, I agree with you that Shania’s music is about as country as Philip Glass.

I saw it opening night with my friends. People walked out periodically, but we were cracking up. We started cheering every time the boom mic came into frame. All that said, I don’t believe it was misunderstood. It was a trainwreck, but my friends and I like watching train wrecks.

I’m more impressed with the ingenuity of these DIY window contraptions that drop the air temperature by 5-10 degrees using just a piece of foamboard and old plastic bottles to create a crude cooling system:

To add to the other comments, what you’re creating is a swamp cooler, so you’re also adding moisture to the space and increasing the humidity, which depending on your climate can make you even more uncomfortable.

Yes, she looks great for her age with a professional makeup artist, and she’s a great, underappreciated actress that has accomplished much in spite of Gigli and having ghost singers perform in her place while being credited as backup singers. But I can’t really put out of my mind how she’s historically been an elitist…

I feel like the original author has zero actual experience with this situation. The real question is how do you shut that shit down so it doesn’t turn into a fucking mess. Like, when your friend is married and still trying to get lucky with you. Or, when you start sleeping with a friend and their personality changes in…

I desperately want them to sneak a statue or portrait of Jeremy Irons into the background somewhere.

This actually looks better than it has any right to.

I’m probably even older than you! While I do recall KFC’s nuggets, I got hooked on the popcorn chicken. I always get the family size and devour the whole batch while watching a movie. Dunk ‘em in the ranch and chomp on.

The thing is, I went to KFC if I wanted actual chicken, not nuggets, so that’s why it didn’t appeal to me back in the day. I actually prefer McDonald’s old nuggets, which were mostly dark meat, I thought I would like them better when they went to all white meat, but I didn’t.

I really hope they bump Kristen Schaal up to series regular because her Guide character is just the absolute balls. I’ve always though she’s been the secret weapon of many good shows but it’s almost on another level here.

Found the energy vampire.

You’re saying he’s going to give me a penis that’s going to bite me in my own ass?

And honestly, it looks really good. It’s kinda amazing how simple rolls of tape are able to make such complex designs.

Did you just paste this comment over from Reddit? Because it positively reeks of Reddit bullshit.

I’m not sure why anyone would be surprised...It stank of Gamergateness from the beginning.

Hydration can help a bit in preventing a hangover, but only so much. The main reason more hydration tends to help is that it often slows down your drinking. But if you did, say, a shot every 30 minutes followed by chugging a 16oz Pedialyte, you are still going to be super hungover the next day despite also being well…

No, hangovers are due to the byproduct alcohol dehydrogenase. It essentially poisons you.