And the cross-eyed bear that he gave to her...

Or, never groom a child to date you as soon as they turn 18, fuck them, and dump them. Because that’s shitty af.

I’ll grant that “child” is an exaggeration. Let’s go with teenager. At least we can agree that it’s super fucked up.

dated for two years in 1992 when she was 18 and he was 33...

I’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking that he admit he loves me.

It’s crazy to me that I’m the only person in my town that seems to still wear a mask.

You beat me to it. Morlock archaeologists could dig up your kitchen 100000 years from now and your cream of tartare would still be good. 

For goodness sake, don’t encourage her!

“...taco bell food...”.

Counter point DON’T go to a nude beach.  The people you WANT to see naked are NOT the kind of people you would see at a nude beach lol.

Thank you for NOT making this a slide show! 

if they were ever to do a sequel to Everything Everywhere All At Once, “it would be about Evelyn getting radicalized,” and then “Joy would have to go out and save her mom.”

A body so nice we get to see it twice.

Shut the fuck up chud

Sure Vlad, sure.

I’m sure Weird Al will be contacting him shortly to re-pitch “Schmoozer”.

Yeah I didn’t see many advantages. Also, even though there’s a slim (or some depending on your math and guests) chance you’ll run out of food at least everyone will be able to fill up and not get more drunk than they intended. I was of course nauseous from the pasta and driving myself home an hour afterwards so I…

ACAB now and forever. Fuck those pieces of shit. Fuck the cops. Whole department needs to be fired. It continues to piss me off that establishment Dems refused to properly support the defund the police movement and STILL expect our votes. Republicans have been able to accomplish as much being out of office as they…