Some doctors require that a husband approve the procedure.

The first mistake was not replacing Hunnam with

For the record, it aint all sunshine and rainbow farts up here. We got a lot of our own shit. Which has actually been getting worse and worse due to America exporting it’s rightwing maga trumpism globally. I’ve lost a friends and family ever since that orange ballsack came down that escalator. And it’s only lookin’ to…

I once got acrylics so I could play a particularly difficult and finger-intensive acoustic guitar track. It made playing the acoustic guitar way easier and way more fun, and every note sounded 10x better.

Flush multiple times and then rinse your hand off in the flushing water. Gross, but less gross than leaving things as they are. Why are we talking about this, again? :p

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Is Rage the all-time number one band for people completely missing the fucking point?

Yeah, I don’t get this. Do you just make a sandwich with a corner of it, and take the rest to go or what?

one of the few things I can be proud of as a Hoosier. our belief that anything between bread is a sandwich logic be damned. “what if we put the bun at one side so you can actually hold it while eating?” “No! it has to be in the middle like an alien space ship!”

also I’m amazed nobody has taken one of these massive…

If a scumbag got punched in the face and decided he should stop being a scumbag, I'd say that's a win.

They’ve got Parasite on there now, which is more of a heist than a horror film.

So can you explain a little more why “white whiskey” isn’t just vodka? Isn’t that basically what all spirit/grain alcohol is after distillation before it gets aged in barrels?

Recast with Nicolas Cage.  The guy’s having a moment right now, and you know he’ll throw himself into the role.

You know, sometimes people get dinged for being smug about not recognizing certain media figures, but you know what? It’s worth it.

Here is the list in readable form:

Panic attack speedrun (any %)

Because people like her music. Maybe they have different tastes than you. Maybe your taste in this matter is in the minority. It all seems rather obvious. 

She’s written consistently haunting and beautiful music for nearly fifty years. Stunning voice, talented musician, composer, and dancer.

My personal favorite:

Often budget hotels include more for fee than the luxury properties. Usually you’ll get free parking, breakfast and wifi at a basic chain. I’ve had to pay extra for all of those at a luxury property. They often also have high daily “resort fees”. You always want to check what’s included when booking hotels.