Nice to meet you. Love them, so long as they still have just a bit of green on them, then I just like them. Once they’re all spotted up, no thanks.

Congratulations on the worst take!

I love that you’re all “we don’t know the facts” in the same post as assuming the nature of the joke and guessing at Palmer’s sense of humor.

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Woman. You can just say woman. “Female” is so weird.

So, she has to be “without fault” in order to not be bankrupted, and have her mental competency questioned? While Depp gets to admit to using illicit drugs, writes that he wants to kill Heard, rape her dead body and then burn it and all he’s JUST an asshole? That’s a pretty big double standard here.

No, usually, and no. It’s odd to me how the writers on this site just assume everyone else experiences the world the same way they do.

If I’m ordering for just myself, I don’t write things down or repeat them over and over. I’m a grownup and can remember what I want to eat. If I’m ordering for me and all of my kids, I…

“Not the worst thing you could put in your mouth”

Thank you very much, I couldn’t bear to watch another video.

I don’t know about that so much, but in high school, I recall being relieved when I found a group of kids blasting Rush in a parking lot or at a party because a) they were usually nice, so you didn’t have to worry about any dudebro macho horseshit, and b) they were usually smart, so you’d have something to talk about…

So he’s a Republican.

This ^. It’s all bluster. Can you imagine the damage Disney could do to the state/DeSantis should he attempt this nonsense? There are three American institutions I never want to fuck with: the FBI, the IRS and the Disney. 

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To quote Laurence Olivier’s famous rejoinder to Dustin Hoffman’s insistence on staying awake for days to get his character right in Marathon Man: “Why don’t you just try acting?”

I really like “The Sun Only Shines On TV”. And the video is pretty good, although not as good as their classic “Take On Me” one, which it is a sequel to.

I do this, but I prefer over easy. So I put egg on first, then cheese, then flip. It doesn’t create as much of a crisp flat lace, but the flavors are there. I also get to call it over cheesy.

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure I got permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting Blade should kill this corny motherfucker.

If they can make it weak, super thin, and with the texture of sandpaper, then my office building will be very interested.

Is Lifehacker suffering through the great resignation (cause it shows)