LONG LIVE BCO

I guess I’m one of the few I know who really likes sticky, gooey, clumpy rice and I can’t ever get mine to cook like that.

If you’re living with someone who is so inconsiderate that they will eat what is not theirs, I don’t think stickers are going to ward them off.

Given that a defrost setting runs at about 500W, and that you’re using it for 30 minutes, and the national average of ~12 cents per kWh, it should thus cost $0.03 to dehydrate an apple in a microwave.

I don’t think that’s accurate. More like a month to learn, and lifetime to realize you were never doing it right to begin with.

yes. let me just calculate that arbitrary unit-less number here real quick ...and it’s...it’s... well I’ll be... its 5318008

Hello there, Mr. The Rock. Come get your candy.

I WISH that's what my neighbor would do. His yard isn't just immaculate, it's a showplace. We think he has the city on speed dial, because if something bothers him, we get a notice on the front door. He's evil!

This contribution is second hand and late to the party:

And the second one:

I will continue to pitch my sequel idea to Remedy.

At the time she told me I had been in a dream state and that it was nothing to worry about and my imagination got away with me. Years later, she admitted that she didn’t believe herself when she was telling me that but she wanted ME to believe that. She also told me that she saw me and my sister in that house when we…

Yes, I believe this to be true. When I was a kid, I was raised by my grandparents starting at around 6 months old, also in this household was my cousin, 4 years older than me. We were extremely close as kids, and being raised together more like sibling we lived in a very rural area, 5 families, all of us related. This…

I wonder if it was even your mom. I had a similar experience when I was in kindergarten and it’s never left my mind. My mom worked crazy shifts when I was little and we lived with my grandma, my dad and my sister. Sometimes my mom or grandma would get me up and ready for school depending on who was available.

This is the story of the two times my father came face to face with a serial killer.

I have done this, actually. I was in a convenience store with a thin friend. I am not thin. We were buying slushies to add alcohol to, and she was holding one and I was holding 2 more, one for me and one for a friend who was in the car. The cashier said “oh one for her because she’s little and 2 for you because you’re…

I was in an elevator fall 3 years ago and it only went down 3 floors and stopped. I didn’t know it was in free fall until it abruptly stopped with grinding sounds and some jerks and my organs were still upstairs catching up. The door opened and I could barely walk because of motion sickness. I normally don’t suffer…