Agreed, it’s a little grungy and old - but still operates perfectly well and has a nice charm to it. Yes the lines are long, but that’s because of the sheer number of people travelling through it all day everyday. It’s not particularly fancy like Hong Kong, Tokyo, or Singapore in a cool sterile and futuristic way, but…

My boyfriend is like that, too. He’s going to have a shitty [literally] day if he consumes a mushroom, but he can contentedly pick them off my half of the pizza without worrying about cross-contamination. Luckily, his are easy—mushrooms and strawberries. It’s pretty simple to avoid dishes containing either, so it’s…

Yeah, I have the same thing with eggs. A bit of it in a cake, and I’ll be (mostly) fine. Scrambled eggs? Egg-pasta?

I need to meet this man. I dance JUST like him.

The thing is, I knew a woman with REAL food allergies. Lots of them. Did you know there are shots for beef? Shots for potato? She almost died young because she couldn’t eat enough variety to live. Her husband carries around a tackle box of vials and needles like a Doctor.

I’ve done my share of restaurant work, but I also worked retail for years. My last retail job was managing part of the computer department at a Frys. I actually liked the management enough that I gave them a month notice that I was quitting. I just gave up on customer service for rude people at that point. This…

A year or so ago my family was heading to the local Asian Buffet place (Mandarin) and looking for parking is always a headache. Anyway as I drive past the front enterance there is an open space; but as we get close there is a middle-to-retirement aged guy standing in the spot. He comes out to the car and says “sorry”…

Little did Warren know that the woman in his story went on to become the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Step 1: act like a decent, normal adult human.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

This desktop automatically wins the Best Desktop prize for having a Rush song in the screenshot.

The author of this book uses that exact method in numerous recipes.

So I probably shouldn’t be reading lifehacker right now, is what you’re saying.

4. You’re spending all damn day reading Lifehacker again.

Yeaaah, not so much for me. The second I explain my crazy book to someone out loud I realize I’m a terrible writer and a lunatic.

I think you missed the irony in 5a. The guy who does 1-5 will only ever get girls who cheat. He is as bad as the girls who cheat on him.

And vice versa, amirite? Ever been cheated on and then completely suspicious of the next person? Sure, we all have. That tells me to take a break and get your own head screwed back on nice and straight before inflicting your shit on to the next poor innocent bystander.

1. Admit that you’ve never contemplated a world in which things didn’t end up perfectly for you and readjust accordingly.

What NOT to do? Don’t be one of those women who displaces all the anger they should feel toward their partner, onto “the other woman” or, even worse, blames the other woman for the fact that their partner cheated. It’s just more bullshit that women do to let men off the hook and that lets get away with the shit they…