I look forward to getting back to having no idea who this guy is.

This is also gluten-free cheese sauce.

He’s seen the carnage that self-tanner can wreak, and he’s sworn to break the cycle.

He shows exactly as much real emotion as his mother does.

I’m pretty sure Melania has not had any other objective since she met Donald. She apparently gets along well with her husband, but she also seems exquisitely clear on why she’s with him.

The Sea Beast is very, very good.

I think you rely on the lime juice dissolving a small amount of salt down into the can, so really it’s a waste of salt, not an overabundance of salt (in the part you drink).

True, but lemon juice (bottled) and baking soda are things I already have in my pantry, which makes it much more likely I’ll try this.

This may help the immediate breath problem, but I believe — once the food is being digested — the smelly compounds in the garlic get into all your body fluids. That means they just keep out-gassing from all your liquids (in your mouth, in your lungs, in your sweat) until they are gone.

DARWINISM, INCOMING!!

Counterpoint: A huge chunk of his followers probably don’t own brains (at least not meat-brains).

I’m charitable enough to suspect something akin to your #1:

She’s one of those people who is so scorchingly entitled that she purposefully acts as terribly and selfishly as possible, and then is enraged when anyone tries to stop her, even just by asking nicely.

Always so weird that they just update these articles and re-post them, and all the comments are about movies that are no longer mentioned.

I AM VINDICATED.

It’s more likely she found out he was cheating on her, or sabotaging her birth control, or something personal like that.

There is a plot to “Bad Romance,” [but t]he particulars are so convoluted that it’s impossible to follow

She is a reluctant and murderous fem-bot with flamethrower-boobies who was put into hibernation, but someone greedy woke her up and sold her.

I used to have a Thai curry paste that I couldn’t stand to make actual curry with; it was too hot.

This. The way to think about the cost of your house is that, when you sell, you’ll get back some of the money you put into it (in price, taxes, and repairs).

Her statement is damned near perfect — and no surprise; she has had some pretty dire personal experience with this, so she’d be the expert.