I wish more designers would think about reflection lines when it comes to bathrooms.

I don’t own a television, so I’ve only ever seen a handful of scenes from his show, and I’m glad to hear you say that, because he ALWAYS seems drunk to me.

Wow, that apology slant-rhymes with this one, doesn’t it?

If they don’t like the environment at Late Night they can move to one of the many other primetime network late night shows.

A friend of mine’s former scout leader turned out to be a serial killer.

They even screwed up the gopher, somehow.

I only stream, so I don’t see much television, and I am pleased to note my opinion of Jimmy Fallon — formed through a rather limited exposure — apparently checks out.

Don’t know that a large city is where you want to be if the food supply collapses. You will rapidly become the food supply.

Grimace and Goofy, the two “what IS that?” icons of yesteryear’s childhoods.

It could just be that Taylor is 33 years old.

“Imitation” mozzarella.

The Changeling, the television adaptation of Victor LaValle’s fairytale horror novel of the same name

That was my main takeaway from the article too. “Really? That’s his name?”

This whole debacle is certainly feeding all my “eat the rich” schadenfreude.

I’ve heard — and I wouldn’t mind hearing from people who know better — that those big jugs used in water coolers, if left sealed, will stay safe to drink almost indefinitely, because the best-before date reflects when the water will start to taste “plastic-y”, rather than when contamination can get into it.

I’m trying to learn a new language (in DuoLingo), something I’ve never successfully done despite taking a few stabs at it over the course of my life.

Re: Thai curry

At this point, my Twitter account is for eating popcorn and watching everything fall apart.

It’s not switched gender; it’s regressed.

Huzzah! To a really, really excellent show.