Eh, make it happen. If Zach Snyder gets a do-over, why not David Ayer? If Morbius gets a re-release, why not Suicide Squad the Zeroth?

Only up until he’s hit with jail sentence.

I’m still not over the knee-jerk revulsion I had for her in the wake of the twerk-heard-round-the-world. Something about that performance — and her public persona in general, at that time in her life — was incredibly off-putting to me.

Sous vide cooking happens at a lower temperature (about 140°F) but for a lot longer.

Tim Horton’s in Canada was selling their hot breakfast sandwiches with the option of getting a plant-based sausage patty. I believe it was a limited time offer, though.

Next experiment: Split the batter into two batches, flavour them differently. Dump the fillings in one of them.

I really, really loved the George Clooney/Natascha McElhone/Viola Davis/Jeremy Davies/John Cho version of Solaris.

Someone told me once (no idea if it’s true) that passing the CAPTCHA test isn’t even important.

Well, if you want to fall down the TayAnon hole, here are the lyrics that are probably most relevant to Scooter Braun...

Chai Latte with vanilla is a good sub for the rest of the year.

Whether a film is a hit or a flop depends on how much it earns compared to how much it cost.

Update: He’s quietly deleted the tweet.

She was also fantastic at taking what would have seemed like perfectly innocent dialogue in the script and making it dirty. “Why don’t you come up some time and see me?” is a perfect example.

If you come for the mouse, you’d best not miss.

Just call it X

It’s not like he’s making a profit and we must stop that — no, quite the opposite.

There are 30 un-indicted co-conspirators, so I assume Lindsey flipped like a circus acrobat and that’s the list he’s in.

When Disney’s lawyers get done, there won’t even be bones left.

Everyone still calls it Twitter, but if you must use Muskrat’s new name, be sure to pronounce it “eggs”.

Very gracious of Zuck to refrain from mentioning that Muskrat’s mom also popped up to say her precious largeson should not fight with other boys.