Army of the Dead is a fantastic movie, as long as you’re there to MST3K the piss out of it. It’s so absurd. Invite your friends and drink a lot; you will laugh hard.

Some of those errors are due to your own web browser and extensions.

Don’t worry about unsightly bulges; get a neck pouch and stuff it down the front of your Tshirt.

The real issue is someone smart came up with that handy design, and then the information didn’t get disseminated.

Jeff Somers appears to write these types of articles the most often; kudos to our lad.

The Instagram image about the lash tab appears to be broken/deleted now.

I have zero experience with composting, and I’m having trouble visualizing one thing: How do you get the finished compost out of the box? Do you just dig it out and toss it (and your worms) into the garden?

Eddie Murphy was actually good in Vampire in Brooklyn. The rest of the movie was a pile of butt. Including Angela Bassett’s performance, which surprised me.

If you want to go fast on a waterslide, you lace your fingers behind your head, cross your ankles, lift up your bum, and slide down on just your shoulder-blades and one heel.

So, is Cherlato any good? I try to remain as far from the West Coast as possible, but an editor at Yahoo Entertainment tried every flavor, and apparently, it’s worth the $8 price tag.

I’m surprised this article didn’t suggest the one thing that not only reduces your use of toilet paper, but allows you to put your toilet paper in the trash can without stinkin’ up the joint:

That model looks so much like young Sinead O’Connor, which is distracting, given the timing...

I didn’t really like the first season. That would explain why I didn’t watch the second.

On Twitter, I purposely click into the replies of people I know will attract a lot of steaming-caca, and use the blue-checks as a target practice for my block-button.

I get the feeling this is his niche now; this is his future — extremely long, extremely grey director’s cuts of very expensive movies put out to please a rather tiny, but vocal and loyal, target audience.

What I love about that video is they obviously filmed a bunch of beautiful under-dressed women dancing around also, but then decided to maximize the amount of oily dancing Statham they included in the video, because he had more charisma than any of them, including the band.

“Would you like to die expensively in icy darkness? We now kill billionaires at low* pressures as well as high pressures!”

That was my take too. Want to forget Frankel exists. Also want to also support her unionizing.

There’s a cauliflower and rice flour frozen pizza that I can buy in some stores now that is pretty good*, so it definitely feels like time for the pizza chains to offer something reasonable-tasting.

I think most people have considered that, now.