Well, I’ll never make this, but the article was worth the read on the strength of the cocktail lounge nostalgia alone.

When camping, you do lose more heat to the ground than to the air, so make sure you have a good thick “mattress” to sleep on in your warm room.

Okay, ~that~ worked?

Tsk, and the link did not come through. Here, for anyone willing to copy-paste to get their bear-pol pic:

I encourage furry-pec’ed, reasonably in-shape male politicians to continue getting their quarter-naked beefcake COVID shots, though.

Not related to freshness, but I read (somewhere) that keeping your beans refrigerated means they’re more dense (due to thermal expansion) and this can improve extraction if you grind them straight from the fridge.

It was Justin Trudeau, our shining yoga-unicorn, a.k.a. Prime Minister of Dat Ass, who had the muscle tone to shut down the Turnip handshake.

Yeah, I was thinking, when I read this, “Bet Joni Mitchell would call him a little bitch too.”

Someone in my family had a scary night where he woke up on the floor with a nasty gash on his forehead and bloody handprints on the carpet showing he’d dragged himself a little way down the hallway from the bathroom.

Some of us like our sweetened acid-chalk.

Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood, although they’re kind of the same person. Tiny pretty fellow, made bank young in a ginormous franchise, and have been doing really fun, weirdo shit ever since.

My gosh, you can actually hear the individual beats of his vocal chords vibrating. The frequency is so low, your ear can resolve that. Freakin’ amazing.

Grey wreckage.

The prison sentence is supposed to be the punishment.

Yeah, the best science says that most diets work pretty much equally well, so you need to find one that works for you.

The wee pedant in my brain is still having fits over “peanut butter powder”. I mean, peanut butter is just peanuts ground into a butter, so if it’s a powder, then it’s not a butter...

I assure you, the vaaaaaast majority of people on Twitter do not curate their thoughts at all. And they mostly don’t care if they’re launching it into a void, either.

Or...it’s dead when a person stops finding it amusing, and that’s specific to each individual, and nobody (and no website) is the arbiter of what other people should find funny.

Yeah, I tried tenderizing with baking soda once, and was certain to wash the meat off before cooking it because I was worried about off-flavours.

No, no — the cheap stuff is its own exception. Like eating Hershey’s kisses after you’ve learned what good chocolate tastes like, you consider the Parmesan rind dust that comes in the plastic shakers to be a separate foodstuff that happens to have the same name. Not as good, no, but charming in its own trashy way.