A friend once told me about her friends, a married couple who were both high end chefs. They had kids, and — like most kids — they went through fussy stages when they only wanted to eat certain foods and were pretty adamant about not wanting anything else.

Naw, I like my pizza to be a salt bomb. Pineapple is great, but I want it separate from my fatty, savoury heart-attack-pie.

So make a beer stein out of pizza dough and then fill it with cheese.

I know they say you can increase your chances of surviving an avalanche by trying to “swim” upward in the mobile snow, so I was thinking the same advice would apply in a landslide.

It is currently believed that SOHO will end its vigil in 2025, once a set of newer, more capable Sun-watching spacecraft have taken to space and begun their scientific duties.

What will it feel like to get a COVID19 vaccination?

Bacon, coffee, and fried onions are the three Big Lies. They all smell so much better than they taste (and yes, bacon still tastes great, but it somehow manages to smell so very much better than that.)

It works on sour things too, not just bitter. In both Morocco and India, our local guides said that people would often eat green fruit (green mango, green prickly pear) with a bit of salt.

Yeah, I’m not good at sorting out the subtleties of UK accents, but even I was thinking he couldn’t possibly be from very far away. They didn’t have the same accent, but they weren’t very different either.

Hmm.

When quasi-vegetarian Spouse attended his first ever Thanksgiving with my family, he just kept the conversation going and...didn’t eat any turkey.

Spouse once took a bet that he couldn’t eat six doughnuts. When he did it, they said, “Double or nothing.”

The show is better.

I remember being ready to like this, and thinking it was a bit less than it should have been. So no, it didn’t deserve the backlash it got, because it was not bad. However, it also had a bit of sophomore slump happening compared to Juno.

Yes to real serial killers just being screwed up dolts most of the time. Both Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson got away with at least one of their kills due to some combination of bro code and white privilege. They weren’t geniuses who were always one diabolical step ahead of the police — they just got the benefit of…

No, this year the decor will actually be super-happy and festive because Melania is sooooo overjoyed to be getting the hell out of there and back to trophy wife indolence.

You can get pretty close in a Sikh Gurdwara’s langar (the community kitchen in a Sikh temple), and they absolutely will feed anyone regardless of religion, especially if you’re willing to volunteer to help out.

I wonder if it was a combination of whackadoodle beliefs and the fact she’s an assertive women.

Pfft, no. The Secret Service is probably fighting over who gets to drag Orange Foolius down the front steps, so we’re just happy to sip our tea and let you sort yourselves out. *fist-bump* You got this, my friends.

Appropriate gif is appropriate, but why is Canada missing all its territories? We still like them.