Great comment, thank you!

I can’t eat wheat anymore, and there’s many fast foods I can’t eat now, and...I would eat this. Quite happily. Because it would almost be a proper fast food burger.

The real reason to use Nigella’s technique is to hide how much butter you’re eating.

It’d better had double-butter in it.

The pizza in Croatia is better than the pizza in Italy.

We did this kind of odd tour in India where the tour company is basically just shuttling you around and hiring local guides to tell you about the sites, because the British yahoos who drive the bus sure as hell couldn’t (they were both very nice yahoos, though).

100 bags of nuggets selling in 3 minutes flat seems impressive to me?

This looks amaaaaazing, but I can’t eat wheat.

These things...should not be as hilarious as they are, and yet somehow they are.

These things...should not be as hilarious as they are, and yet somehow they are.

“When are you going to have kids?”

If you have trouble with the dye staining your pasty-pale lich skin because you have clumsy undead lich fingers that won’t get the dye only on your hair, then rub some Vaseline along your hairline and on your ears. The best time to do this is after your hair is wet but before you’ve started slapping the stain on it.

Omigosh.

This is the only sensible way to deal with this sort of thing. Gets their attention with a nice loud bang before they actually peel their roof off.

The vaccine(s) will only just be rolling out to the general population next summer, so nope.

I was in India two years ago during Diwali, and our tour had been re-routed so we spent the final night in a smaller town that usually never sees tourists.

**googles it** Omigosh! I didn’t realize the top of the Foreman grill was heated too; I thought it was just a lid, like on a barbeque.

This is a Canadian thing too.

I would absolutely eat pseudo-Joe with sprinkles, no matter how cute he is. A+ gift idea.

In India, spouse had a curry made from the flower of a banana tree, and he said it was incredible, so...I guess so?

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