I’m with you on the caffeine (mah favourite drug), but as someone who thinks every mixed drink is ruined by the booze in it (folks, alcohol just tastes bad), tasty non-alcoholic drinks so you can hang with your boozy friends are quite welcome.

The only fruitarian I’ve ever met somehow managed to be both skeletal and glowingly healthy-looking.

The dude’s complaints about there not being enough ginger to get health and nutritional benefits seems pretty irrelevant.

It’s hard to keep them dehydrated when they’re floating in soda, though, and the texture of freeze-dried celebrity, once re-hydrated, is not great.

Stress eating is not a “plan”, per se, but it is what I plan to be doing.

And, you know, our lifestyles have played a part in the overwhelming rates of allergies and autoimmune conditions that we’re seeing now because we are living mostly indoors, removed from biodiversity.

It would still be terrifying even if you weren’t religiously indoctrinated, though. The only real remedy is to know what it is before it happens to you.

You should actually read the article. It also talks about mold, carbon monoxide, sleep paralysis, etc.

You should read the whole article, or at least the science-based stuff it started with.

Or read the article and realize it might be mold or carbon monoxide.

Or maybe read the article, particularly the bits about mold, carbon monoxide, sleep paralysis, low frequency sounds, etc.

If you’d actually read the article, you’d have noticed some practical advice to that effect, e.g. first check for mold, check for carbon monoxide, etc.

Well, no, take the stuff written in the article to heart:

The Farmers’ Almanac points out that humans are 60% water, so if the moon can affect ocean tides so drastically that they bulge the Earth’s crust, surely it can also work its lunar magic on us mere mortals.

What if Clare is obsessive?

Apparently carbs+fat is a combination our brains/bodies respond especially strongly too, and the first 8 items on that list are carbs+fat (assuming hamburger buns are involved in item #2).

Unlike you and yours, the pinnacle of hilarity.

I’m sure I’d feel very safe around that guy.

My mom’s got this cast-iron waffle iron. I have no idea how old it is, but I’m pushing 50 and it’s the only waffle iron I remember us having when I was a kid, plus she’s still using it.

On Twitter today, someone said, when they saw their cat toying with something on the edge of the counter recently, they knocked that item off themselves, then stared at the cat.