I understand fapping to porn on the internet, I understand working from home, but my gosh, never cross the streams.

Yeah, it’s astonishing to me how Fauci walks that tightrope. He never says anything untrue, yet he manages to never criticize — except by inference — the idiots who he is stuck answering to.

I think Cheetolini knew, but his ego insisted that his “good genes” would mean he was one of the asymptomatic carriers.

Okay, I have one more eye-glass hack to try, but it’s not for the faint of heart.

A microphone?

I’m thinking a microphone of some sort?

Americans infecting Canadians would be what overwhelms our healthcare system (eventually). It’s the knock-on effects.

Okay, that makes sense, because to me there was always a weird aftertaste in M&Ms that I didn’t like, and which wasn’t there in Smarties.

Hawkins Cheezies are the beeeeeest.

Hawkins Cheezies are the beeeeeest.

As I learned in the comments of a recent article here during Canadian Week, Americans really don’t know what Kraft Dinner is. So that lyric is probably a cipher to them.

On a recent Kinjaverse article about eating saltines and mayonnaise, someone remarked that snack sounded like what they imagine Canadian nachos would taste like.

Ha! A friend of mine who grew up in Red Deer, Alberta moved to Ontario for school, and when I asked what she thought of it (meaning school, Ontario, her new life, etc.), her immediate response was a vehement, “The steaks are TERRIBLE.”

I’ve definitely seen work where a person got one thing changed, and it transformed their face in a good way, and I get it: That probably let them opt out of a bunch of bullshit the world was throwing at them for utterly unfair reasons.

Me too! I think she’s really pretty. Both sisters look so sunny.

Based on that slideshow, Beatrice relentlessly rocks a half-hat, and Eugenie occasionally turns in a solid performance.

How much cocaine were those ad execs snorting to think “mind sticker” was the perfect aspirational phrase?

ZOMIGOSH, WHAT PART OF CANADA?

Doesn’t sound right; a bait car up here is a car left out intentionally to tempt car thieves, and then it locks them in and kills the motor.

Unmarked police car.