Yes, and when disdained by the person eating it, it shortens nicely to “Krap dinner”.

I’ll bet Cheeto couldn’t say anything more substantive about Barron than how tall he is and that he’s a nice looking kid.

Is... Is the phrase “Kraft dinner” not a thing in America?

As a Canadian, I find your peevish replies very un-Canadian.

“I will surely remember what this puddle of beige liquid is six months from now!”

Having had to learn to use a bidet while travelling, neither Spouse nor I wanted to go back to using TP after that.

In trying out different bidets while travelling, I’ve come to strongly prefer the ones with high(er) water pressure.

I recommend you get one of the nozzle-on-a-hose style ones. It hangs on the wall until you need it, so it won’t get dirty because it lives on a hook beside your toilet tank, not inside your toilet bowl.

+1 on the advice to get good quality LED bulbs.

Brrr... Okay, this one got me.

Okay, LOL at your final line. “Okay, little sister, how about YOU sleep with the murderghost tonight.”

I, personally, would like more alien encounters, but I love this annual post regardless.

Saaaaame. I wait with glee and anticipation for this post all year, but I actively avoid horror movies.

Whereas I always welcome a cameo from a dog or cat or child, as long as it’s short.

HEY.

I’m glad you said something, because the same thing was bothering me almost subliminally, and now I too am at peace.

My single brother makes big crock-pot meals (chili, curry, etc), eats one portion, freezes the rest in one-serving containers, and never labels any of the containers.

They’re so used to propping up this incompetent conman that I don’t think they can stop.

This was such a strange movie. Half an hour into it, I was thinking, “Hmm, is there a plot?”, and half an hour from the end of it, I had a loopy grin on my face and was thinking, “Nope, but I am having a very good time.”

Okay, you know those florescent overhead lights, like they have in open offices? You know how they often have plastic light-diffuser panels installed in front of them?