God it would be hilarious if this chick had ebola... I hope that gods sense of humor is alive and well.

Wait a second. Why when the guy gets up in pink-shirts face the first time are there like 4 TSA agents just standing around watching ?

"as they are cavernous and tinny with acoustics suited for conversations and applause, and Saturday Night Live's soundstage is, notoriously, the worst of any of them."
As a performer, I say no excuses.
Whenever this happens I just have to remind myself about how awesome Bruno Mars is. Prince next week? YES!

If you have a good voice, then you should sound good anywhere.

That's the thing about these Matthew McConaugheys, each year I get smarter, they just stay the same age (about 13 mentally).

Hey Jennifer Garner:

Hell to the fucking no. I don't need to see anyone fucking in a public area, door open or not. Fuck that. Pun intended.

Yah... like she said at the end, her being in control of her sexuality is important... and I'm not really going into how. Mainly, because the biggest thing I pulled from the video is that she WANTS people to value her sexually. There is being sexual for yourself and there is being sexual for others, and this video…

I also didn't find the first year to be hard, but we had already been living together, so not much changed. In fact, I'd say that not having a joint bank account has spared us many stupid arguments over spending. The ground rules are: $ into the retirement accounts, $ into the rainy day fund, $ to the bills, then do…

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

I just love how the hypocrisy and paranoia shows in all of his statements. There's so much of it, and it's so stupid, it's actually funny.

I think the most important takeaway from this article is that AMY POHLER IS COMING OUT WITH A BOOK THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY BUY AND SPEND THE NEXT 27.45 HOURS READING INTENSIVELY. (That was an estimate on time, I have no idea how long it will take as I don't know how long the book is. But my life WILL be dedicated to…

What, do I have to do everything? Tim Conway and the Elephant, the greatest outtake of all time:

I love that she asked to keep the wardrobe. Oh and everything about her. I want another Carol Burnett special, damn it!

"She's so refined ... I think I'll kill myself."

Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."

I'm sorry, but this is one of those "life hacks" that should never see the light of day. Just because something can be used to temporarily make your furniture shiny doesn't mean you should use it.

"Eat real food. Not too much. Mostly plants."

"Moaning quietly into a napkin about clocks?"

I was in your shoes. Here's what I did: