Incredibly strong year for acceptance speeches!

And of course, this beautiful gif was brought into the world and shall now take its rightful place in comments sections everywhere...

Here's my 2 year old half-beagle (other half dachshund and maybe something else?), Baxter C Montgomery Barkley. His ears are so soft and he basically resembles a long and tiny Beagle.

My two funny beagle mixes agree with this ruling. Beagles are the shit!

Not a puppy, but I challenge you not to find her adorable.

Beagles are the best. This is Daisy!

My Australian Cattle Dog/Beagle Mix is delighted!

My bona fide street mutt has far more soul in her eyes than those purebred show dogs:

I'm sorry. What were you saying about adorable?

my beagle, who will never win best in show, but has won many hearts, has the softest ears, we call them scallopini and want to put them in sandwiches. BEAGLES. BEAGLES. OH SQUEEE, beagles. sorry. dogs are just so best.

Continuing to pop out kids while in such a volatile industry/situation seems like a terrible idea as well. You know things could go south at any time and can barely afford to raise the kids you already have yet you continue to have more? Just putting more and more people through the wringer of moving constantly with…

This is why I, working in this industry, offer no loyalties to the companies I work at. It's also why I don't plan on children, or buying a home, or anything like that. This industry is designed to use employees like a resource.

University of West Georgia '10 and '12 would like to bless Princeton Mom's heart, y'all.

My King Charles approves.

I got excited thinking it would be this Karen Walker:

Man, I really needed to hear this today. Particular with regard to the monthly cycle, it's so frustrating to gain 2 pounds out of nowhere even when you know you've stayed on plan and been working out regularly.

Everybody has their own taste but his primary appeal is not that apparent in that photo.

Why? Why? Why would you do this? Boot cut jeans look good on anyone, any time. Skinny jeans look good on no one.

But why would I alter my favourite jeans? they're my favourite for a reason (boot cut look waaaay better on me than skinny ever will!)

Do people in America seriously recognize Dakota Johnson enough to bother her? I know 50 Shades of Gray is a Big Deal, but I'm pretty celebrity-aware and I wouldn't recognize Dakota if she dangled a pair of handcuffs in my face.