Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

Ohio State Blackeyes

Since Elliott went to Ohio State, he can probably get her a great deal on some tats to cover those up.

Tanked off of two Bud Light Platinums is really something you’d expect from a GT student not a UGA one.

My thoughts exactly. Then again, maybe he knows he’s a shitty driver and didn’t want to risk submerging a more expensive car in a pond.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Turns out Blatter millions actually came from desperate FUT players.

No. I just see a crab leg

Murder isn’t some “oh well, kids will be kids” mistake like smoking pot behind the bleachers. She made a conscious choice to take an innocent man’s life.

waiters at random places, sure

I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.

“Pure-bloods! Don’t forget that too, we need pure-blood Americans!”

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

If I fall in a gorillas cage help the gorillas

At least Giancarlo Stanton has gone on strike until conditions improve.

Maybe he was making fun of him?

Tagged as Jalopnik and on the Jalopnik front page eh? That's odd. I can't even figure out how this even in the most intengiable way would relate to the "cult of cars". Oh wait, it doesn't, and it's just the money grabbing cocksuckers at Gawker over-posting to get more clicks and this money.