Not paralyzed doesn’t really mean “alright” yet.

I suppose it’s not so surprising a physician in the employ of that team is an Indian diagnoser.

...pretty sure he belongs on the White Sox...

My submission and defense.

Roger Goodell is so incompetent that a guy who beat his girlfriend and threw her onto a couch full of assault rifles is now liking his chances of beating Goodell in court.

Christmas came early.

Judge: [overturns ruling]

Had me at repeated use of “dong” but the spelling out of “hashtag” sealed the deal.

At long last, our national nightmare is ... Beginning again.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

Judge Richard M. Berman has nullified the NFL’s four-game suspension of Tom Brady for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal.

Judge Richard M. Berman has nullified the NFL’s four-game suspension of Tom Brady for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal.

You buried the lede, Barry. There are several Marlins fans?

It already exists.

“We can discuss the nonchalant murder of children as a mere narrative hook in a mainstream superhero comic at some later date.”

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Can’t wait to see her make her home debut at the Stadium of Light next week.