Something wrestling does Miss: Elizabeth.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/woman-fired-tweet-aids-africa-sparks-internet-outrage/story?id=21298519

If this account/tweet hadn’t been deleted, I’m sure it would be a first-ballot Ratio Hall of Famer.

The Revs actually acquiring a player and filling a roster spot? Ha! Good one.

I should’ve known I was going to get beaten to that joke. Oh well.

A more accurate description of Donald Trump: six-foot putz.

He didn’t give that Hell in a Cell match 5 stars, he gave that rating to the one between Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker in 1997 (the one with Kane’s debut).

Ninja Gaiden Black is just such an amazing game. It just brutalizes you non-stop and revels in that brutality, but I honestly think it made me a better gamer. You couldn’t just hack-and-slash or just block and wait for the bad guy to turn around. You needed to constantly move and make adjustments on the fly.

Nowadays,…

I loved Jade Empire, and it seems like they could really make an expansive universe if they ever decided to make a remake/sequel. I was always a little surprised that nothing more ever came from it.

The different villages all looked gorgeous, the characters were unique, the good/evil dichotomy worked even better than…

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

There was an old story (possibly apocryphal) of a man on Cape Cod who bought a barometer on a sunny day in 1938. When he got home, the barometer indicated that the town was experiencing hurricane-level storms. The man drove back to the store to return the barometer, and by the time he got back home, his house had been…

You do realize that Hit Bull Win Steak posted that ten minutes before Jeremy did, right?

Someone needs to get Chad Johnson on the phone ASAP.

Watching the spin room is akin to a waiter spooning shit into your mouth while insisting that it’s chocolate mousse.

I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

Gotta admit, I was kinda hoping this username wouldn’t be relevant again for a long time.

See, now I really want to see Ortiz do it, just for the unbelievable shitstorm that will ensue in Boston.

Holy hell, I never realized Burneko was All Over But the Sharting. That completely makes sense, though: His near-endless assault on the Olive Garden made for some of the funniest comments I ever read on this site.

I hate you. +1

The part that sucks about this is that there was, I believe, a fundraiser at the Bell Centre tonight for the Montreal Children’s Hospital, to which Subban has donated a significant amount of time and money. He even received an award for his community service before the game.

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