NYCFC fans are the fucking worst.

I swear my sophomore English teacher showed us a version of Romeo & Juliet that had brief nudity. This was pre-internet, so any glimpse of boobs was legitimately a big deal.

Is there any comparison to what Shanahan did to RG3? It is like the mountaintop of asshole coach moves, right? Nominees for the prize would have to include Dallas Green letting Al Leiter throw 162 pitches in 19989, but even that doesn’t come close.

Good. Almost too good.

“cheated during the Super Bowl”

Christ man, don’t ask that question unless you’re ready to hear a bunch of fat middle-aged men spend four hours telling you how the ‘85 defense was the best collection of football players ever to walk the earth.

The guy basically spent my mother’s pension on those trips.

I would like to apologize to America for making them watch that fat fuck Chris Christie root for The Dallas Cowboys. Honestly If I could find one person in NJ who admitted to voting for that rude, disgusting, uneducated morally bankrupt fat fuck I would beat them to death. While that useless tub of shit is costing the…

As a Houston resident, Dallas is a constant source of stress relief. It’s like having a brother you never really connected with as kids who later got convicted of selling child porn. We win by default. Our fly-ridden hell hole is modern, cultured and nuanced because, compared to Dallas, it is!

This may be pedantic, but I didn’t know it until recently and so maybe others didn’t, either. (Even though Tom kind of makes this point in the article). It’s not up to Rob Manfred or any other Commissioner to determine Jackson’s eligibility for the Hall of Fame, except indirectly. The National Baseball Hall of Fame…

Wait, so you’re telling me that when a team’s best hitter doesn’t hit as well on a given day, that team is more likely to lose a game played on that day?

To be fair, we do need to keep Brian McCann on the straight and narrow.

We need a hardline stance on Joe Jackson or all 1920 era baseball players think they could throw the World Series.

I want to see this argument roll out in a current situation: "Well, yes officer, I did kidnap this person, but I have been treating them very well. Well, yes, they've been doing all my chores for me and sure, if dinner isn't on the table at 6 a beating is in order, but I put this roof over their head. Well, yes I do…

This skit was straight out of my student teaching, when one of my students was so proud that he was bought for $800 at our auction. (Nearly all my kids were black.) It was only after sloooooowwwwwwlllllly breaking shit down that it finally dawned on him that being sold to someone you know absolutely nothing about and…

I was formally reprimanded during student teaching for having my students read the Texas Secession Statement. Why? Because “it’s not a part of the curriculum” and I “created a racist environment” for our students...of which a whopping TWO of them were white. It was repeatedly stressed to me that I shouldn’t make them…

I’m not surprised. I’ve been talking about this with my husband because I’ve been doing my own reading more recently. I was raised in south jersey right outside of Philadelphia and slavery seemed to be mostly glossed over. What I do remember is a lot of education surrounding the Underground Railroad or the events…

What a weird line to draw. ‘Sure, we hanged black people for looking at us the wrong way, but I don’t think kids today would be able to handle the fact that concessions were sold...’

Textbooks have always been doing this. I remember in my honors US history class the textbook devoted all of one sentence about Japanese internment camps. It literally was “the US also interred Japanese people in camps during WW2”. I remember thinking how bullshit it was. Also no mention of japan and the brutal acts…