“Was it Sting?”

The man says he’d have married her, dammit, had he maneuvered her into the ring.

my FB feed was covered with people who couldn’t wait to forgive Ray Rice for beating his wife, so no it wasn’t just 12 fans. There were hundreds if not thousands. I live north of Baltimore so I can confirm it was real and it was pretty embarrassing (I bet they’re all voting for Trump too). Having said that, I have to…

I draw the fucking line here. We DO NOT want to see the Robert Evans MVP Watch disappear. That shit is the text equivalent of an orgasm.

+1 or -1 star.

Only Lewis pleaded guilty in relation to the case: for obstruction of justice, a misdemeanor. He originally was charged with two counts of murder but struck a deal with prosecutors in exchange for his testimony against two of his companions that night, Reginald Oakley and Joseph Sweeting.

Ray Ray learned from this man

Correction - he was on trial for covering up TWO murders.

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

Predicting an NFL player will live to be 85 years old in the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on this site.

I’m certain that attaching the card to the wallet via rubber band instead of something more secure was absolutely intentional.

Pretty routine coffee justice, actually.

At one coffee shop I worked at, one of our regulars was a youngish, obnoxious lady who would order a caramel latte with five shots of espresso in the morning. One day, fed up with her attitude, my coworker on my sly made all her espresso shots decaf.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN MASTURBATING W ONE’S OWN TEARS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

what a bunch of babies