From the Yankees’ press office: “Congratulations to A-Rod for this momentous milestone thing that pretty much anybody could do, when you think about it, so it’s really no big deal.”

Yeah he’s a dick. yeah he juiced. But he needs to be in the hall of fame.

As a Clevelander, I wish to extend a hearty fuck you, you godamned crybaby.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

Why do they have access to better lawyers? That’s not a random coincidence, so you don’t control for it.

You seem to be focusing your response on access to lawyers, which is not even close to the only suspicious finding the report discovered.

the entire culture of football in this country is rotten to its core. Shit like this goes on even at the high school level (e.g. Steubenville.) Someone in law enforcement needs to sack up and start throwing these useless meatheads (and the coaches/schools who protect them) in prison.

Don’t be silly: you can’t have a shock without a charge!

Yo también.

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

“Lazarus said he has conveyed his shave requests to NHL officials; the NHL Players Association; and even players in individual discussions.”

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

we call it “Nintendo Hard” and it refers not just to Contra, but of the many, many games of absolutely absurd difficulty that came out on that system.

I didn’t think anyone forgot the Rape of Nanjiang or the endless atrocities inflicted on civilian populations. Maybe the impact is not as culturally resonant in the United States, but Southeast Asia? They all remember. I had a Korean buddy whose grandma was horrified his parents owned a Sony television and bought him…

People need to become more aware of the horrors Japan inflicted and stop being so selective about what t happened in the War. At the same time,they also need to remember the heroes public opinion has chosen to ignore,such as 442nd Regiment of Japanese American soldiers or the heroes of the French Foreign Legion whom…

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

At the very beginning, when he froze for a second in front of the defender as if to say “Really? You’re going to try? Okay...” before starting that unbelievable sequence. That’s my favorite moment, except for all the rest.

holy shit, he got good at this baseball thing real quick