*pours out a coffee creamer in remembrance*

Still hurts.

Playoff hockey is the best.

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

Not sure what makes me feel older: Letterman retiring or two members of Nirvana performing in tuxedos (non-ironically)?

Why would a dick in the mouth affect typing abilities?

more like roger badell.

It would be amazing if you play as Alyx and just never stop talking through the entire game.

And to think Adrian Peterson was suspended WITH pay for whipping his child in the balls.

Bill Belichick was surprised to learn that he had a first-round pick which had not yet been traded.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Not largely meaningless.

I love the ref. “I dunno, this thing said it’s a goal. *shrug*”

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Sounds eerily like the story behind “The Shot” against the Cavs:

If Blatt really had Lebron doing the inbounds pass, then he is a dumbass and deserved to be overruled.

Not possible. Seahawks GM John Schneider just came out and made a clear statement that the team would under no circumstances draft a player who threatened to hit a female hotel manager in the same manner that he had just hit his girlfriend.

More Japan, which may be why no one has any seed or inclination left to actually reproduce.