Hands down, my favorite part of this is knowing Greg’s last Whitlock piece turned ol’ Jase into a 9/11 truther.

I won’t lie: I cheat with a trainer in single player. But the moment I decide to go online, the trainer gets closed and I play legit. Cheating on your own doesn’t hurt anyone, but cheating online ruins the experiences of everyone else. It’s nice to know there’s people out there who can deal with these assholes.

Won’t lie, I was grinning the whole time.

That’s amazing. I applaud him.

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

This is a green tea donut with brownie sprinkles.

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

That’s how we know he’s a white male.

I haven’t had Subway in a long time, but they’re acceptable sandwiches when I don’t want to care about myself. I definitely don’t like the smell, however. Also, the cookies are not up for argument.

Three things.

[Redacted] and [redacted] later blamed me for the party not being good.

Fucking hell. Doctor says my swimmers are all degenerates, too.

So this kid watches a sexual assault, lets a buddy sit on his shoulders to get a better view, but doesn’t report it until 3 months later and only as part of his own unhappiness at being hazed. Fuck this team, but fuck this guy as well.

“And this was a time when the wealthy didn’t care too much about what happened in the neighborhoods where the poor people lived... These were issues that the poor had to deal with.”

What, as though that time has passed?

Terrifying! But why did you use that drawing of Robbie Williams as the lead image?

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Yes because the FUCKING NYPD police reports are SOOOOOOOO TRUE.