My favorite MJ competitive story was from one of Sam Smith’s books where the Heat were leading the Bulls late and started to trash talk Michael, who was having a going-through-the-motions kind of game. He then went on a one-man 8-0 run in the last two minutes (ending on what Smith called a “SO THERE” dunk) and after…

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Found footage of some of her stunt driving... impressed how she maintains her line through the curve.

here’s hoping this is how the REAL stunt performers go after her. Also Deathproof is awesome.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

The rain delay outside Wrigley’s bathrooms was much worse.

Notes:

Not to be confused with Mypos, homeland of this guy:

We will pay $100 for a photo with both piss cups and Clark the Cub in frame. tips@deadspin.com

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Best fans in baseball

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Idiots! That's California!

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

Damn you Whedon. Dollhouse did not deserve to live when it was a straight choice between both shows by the network.

All of my sadness. I don't know that it 'suddenly' got interesting, but it suddenly got meatier peachier- the narrative was getting tighter and the mysteries were starting to form a cohesive serialization.

"Then he blew up Germany's hopes, and also Germany. No more high-quality vehicles for anyone. Because there's no more Germany. Germany's gone."

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.