Front chancery to rear naked choke to VON FLUE CHOKE at 1:12.

#Burghazi

Fans in Toronto wanted to throw burgers on the ice too, but the concession stand workers said their supply mysteriously disappears 25 minutes before every game.

Truth and Reconciliation.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

"I call that move the Moment of Zen."

So Stewart's son is a raging WWE/Seth Rollins fan and Stewart is now either the biggest villain of all time or the coolest dad in the world, right? That's the only reason I can imagine for Stewart to have done this.

Fucking highlight truthers

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

I was just showing this to my wife a couple days ago. It's oddly prophetic now given The Body Issue that ESPN the Magazine has been putting out the last few years.

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

His cap hit for the next five years is $5,250,000 per year, and he's not nearly good enough to justify it. Why did the Blue Jackets take him on? Who knows.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Whoa! Let's not jump to conclusions. Not all Ravens are wife beaters and murderers.

Winter Stadium Series is coming

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

So, essentially, teenagers are still assholes.