Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

Nobody doesn't know the SI Swimsuit Issue is the annual softcore porn issue that sells a lot of subscriptions and pays for another year of publication. Nobody doesn't know this issue is not a sports magazine.

Always highlight truthers.

Stop disrespecting Amar'e.

Ha, I'm not talking about motorboats or even fishing boats such a s a Boston Whaler. I'm talking about POWER boats, those sleek racing style boats with an engine that could fly a 747. Cigarette boats some of them are called.

If you'd kept reading for another minute or so you would have seen that the piece is actually precisely about tidy narratives and that the opening section is not to be taken entirely at face value. The other option, as you seem to be aware, was to critique a piece you hadn't actually read.

Judging by his gaming skills, Cardale was the sickest kid there

You can't blame him for being a little proud of himself. That's the first time he got a 90 in anything.

He took a deep breath and exhaled. He thought back to the calming words he learned. Barely audibly, he recited the mantra:

Miller's ham-fisted

Fairy: "The fate of your world, perhaps the entire universe, is at stake!"

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

The girl throwing my baby shower informed me this weekend that her friend rarely tips. I know this girl. I immediately saw a red haze over EVERYTHING.

I really needed this BCO SO BADLY.

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

Dear Electron,

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?