Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

That’s how we know he’s a white male.

I haven’t had Subway in a long time, but they’re acceptable sandwiches when I don’t want to care about myself. I definitely don’t like the smell, however. Also, the cookies are not up for argument.

Three things.

[Redacted] and [redacted] later blamed me for the party not being good.

Fucking hell. Doctor says my swimmers are all degenerates, too.

So this kid watches a sexual assault, lets a buddy sit on his shoulders to get a better view, but doesn’t report it until 3 months later and only as part of his own unhappiness at being hazed. Fuck this team, but fuck this guy as well.

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Yes because the FUCKING NYPD police reports are SOOOOOOOO TRUE.

My favorite MJ competitive story was from one of Sam Smith’s books where the Heat were leading the Bulls late and started to trash talk Michael, who was having a going-through-the-motions kind of game. He then went on a one-man 8-0 run in the last two minutes (ending on what Smith called a “SO THERE” dunk) and after…

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Found footage of some of her stunt driving... impressed how she maintains her line through the curve.

here’s hoping this is how the REAL stunt performers go after her. Also Deathproof is awesome.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

The rain delay outside Wrigley’s bathrooms was much worse.

Notes:

Not to be confused with Mypos, homeland of this guy:

We will pay $100 for a photo with both piss cups and Clark the Cub in frame. tips@deadspin.com

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…