Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Idiots! That's California!

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

"Then he blew up Germany's hopes, and also Germany. No more high-quality vehicles for anyone. Because there's no more Germany. Germany's gone."

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Front chancery to rear naked choke to VON FLUE CHOKE at 1:12.

#Burghazi

Fans in Toronto wanted to throw burgers on the ice too, but the concession stand workers said their supply mysteriously disappears 25 minutes before every game.

Truth and Reconciliation.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

"I call that move the Moment of Zen."

So Stewart's son is a raging WWE/Seth Rollins fan and Stewart is now either the biggest villain of all time or the coolest dad in the world, right? That's the only reason I can imagine for Stewart to have done this.

Fucking highlight truthers

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

I was just showing this to my wife a couple days ago. It's oddly prophetic now given The Body Issue that ESPN the Magazine has been putting out the last few years.

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.