But, but, but ... They're not there. I just proved it with those numbers. (I mean, sure, the stadium's not empty, but it's emptier than most NFL stadiums.)

Blitzball Superbowl?

Drawback #1b: Lack of Selma Hayek's bosoms

This is really a moot point for the city of Miami, given that its team's stadium will be underwater by 2020.

The only drawback to El Mariachi is, no Danny Trejo.

At least Jets fans understand that an Idzik sign is never going to be successful.

If they wanted to waste their money, why didn't they just... shit, never mind. Guess they already had tickets to the Jets game.

Might not be too many moments left. Think you answered your own question.

Led by a psychopath blowhard, gets their asses kicked while wearing a ridiculous costume.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

The best comebacks are the ones that come quickly, are plainly nonsensical, but are still somehow biting.

I don't have much sympathy for reporters who are slow to the story and complain after the fact. Sutcliffe got there late and he's from Deportes. Wyllie's only goal is to honor the original Americans.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

By request.

Probably my favourite part.

I think the United State's anthem is beautifully written and poignant. The arrangement however is fucking crazy.

Mike Meyers was wonderful during The Leafs game.

I feel like this will trace back to Elisha Cuthbert.

Usually the worst thing you can have in your locker room is called "Mike Ribeiro"