He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

"Did you bring protection, Justin?"

I'd make a tight end joke, but it wouldn't be relevant in her case.

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

Uncanadian!

Thank god it only promotes a "modest sense of victory". To promise anything more would be unseemly.

That was a kickass game. I had one as a kid. I think the Canadian government issued it as standard equipment to all households, actually.

That's the first time I've seen a microphone with screens on it. I'm legitimately curious about that.

To be really clear Johnny Ace invented the move, and gave it to both guys. So yeah.

Mercedes? They're usually so reliable. Surprised he needed a jump.

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

Players like the OU guy need to removed from college football. No second chances, no he's just a kid. He was reckless and could have killed or paralyzed the Kansas State player.

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

Pretty good Katie, but the '86 Mets were able to put down 6 beers and an entire 8 ball with just 1 Straw.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

Reposting from my comment to Steven Goff:

Somehow, they're both right. Klinsmann's analysis of where players should test themselves is correct. Garber's insistence that MLS raises the level of USMNT is correct. Klinsmann's decision to leave Landon off because of sabbatical was correct. Garber's contention that Landon…

Nice piece.