The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.

I don't know how a game 10 years in the making CAN'T be crushed under its own expectations.

Especially since the entirety of FFXV was reapropriated from a never released companion game to XIII.

To be fair, he CAN punt a football pretty far. Not quite far enough, but really goddamn far nonetheless.

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

It might be the closest Chris gets now to playing with a Jennings.

The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Well, that changes everything!

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.