Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

How would a horse even catch a Porsche to arrest him?

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

You guys are such hipsters.

We're not calling them out for showing a dick, we're calling them out for a) ignoring a Kill Notice and b) posting said Kill Notice to the same gallery where the offending photo appeared.

So this is what tips@deadspin.com is for?

And that is a ball outside.

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

I'm trying to be super cautious about Early Access games. I know for some folks there's an appeal, and I understand it, but...I'm just not okay with making this kind of practice commonplace. If I want to be 'part of the experience' of development, I'd sign up for betas, and I'd rather see a game as 'complete' before…

She's claiming it's not her fault. Sorry, it may not be fair, but when you're in charge, the buck stops with you. It's Obama's fault.

AP: Easeplay avehay Orvnay Urnertay illedkay.

For what it's worth, Gordon reportedly passed 70 tests in the past year, and his positive was the result of what basically amounts to a technicality.

"he very likely has a substance abuse problem. Even assuming he does, though, there are grades and degrees."

The name can't change because of tradition, but he'd be fine with allowing the team to play out of any locality within 50 miles if they offer $1 more than DC.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Somewhere there's a hot sports take being written about Mankins' selfishness hurting the team. For some reason "a contract is a contract" only when a player is holding out, not when a team demands you take a pay cut or take a walk.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.