"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

For clarification, we were like six years old! Just so everybody knows that.

Hey, look, all I know is that between the McDonalds and Burger King in my town, Burger King burgers only give me regret, while McDonalds burgers give me regret, plus green (possibly radioactive) spiky deathshits for the rest of the day. If I need to start paying for my whoppers in beaver skins or Euros or whatever…

Thanks for the update Kyle, but I don't see the numbers on how many police you guys have shot so far.

What's the big deal, Barry? It's not like this is anything special. The Sky comes back literally every morning.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

I guess with a hairline like that you take all the caps you can get.

Yeah, what the fuck kind of business owner cow tows to bacon complaints? Wouldn't you just use a car or truck, or at a minimum, some kind of goddamn oxen?

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

Spruce Goose News: Boozy Douche Boos Views, Confuses Rules, Looses Hughes.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

Great job, sir. God damn.

Gabriel was modest about the feat. "I am just the messenger," he said. "It is the Lord who returns."

Leave it to a Christian school to start off with a big return

Jade Golem :P

Reminds me: I would like to see a sequel to Jade Empire. I don't know if it's 2K Games or BioWare that retained the IP.

'He's going to hit you so hard you turn into an Asian woman'

Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.