His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

Yep. I see where it says it all plain as day now.

Same reason people on Facebook post GIFs announcing how many fucks they don't give about football and other people break into any thread about a TV show to loudly announce that they don't even own a TV and don't know why anyone ever would/best decision they ever made, etc. Because people want to feel special and when…

You are an aging, unhip, xenophobic, uncultured dolt. Oh and you got a fucking perm you stupid Irish bitch.

Why do people who don't like soccer feel the need to announce it so much? It's like you feel it's a threat to your existence somehow. I don't like golf but I don't walk around telling people about how much I hate golf when the Masters is on each year...

"Call me an ugly American."

Are you really arguing the validity of a red card on an intentional elbow to the back?

erm...i mean, did 17 exaggerate? probably. should Song have given him the People's Elbow? Probably not. Clear red.

Edited complaint, post half-second masturbatory act consisting of three fingertip-erection contact resulting in explosion of semen across screen: "The constant repeated showing of a homosexual relationship displays of affection to the point of saturating the program."

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

I think Penny Dreadful is about Spain at the moment.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

What's great about "Don't Tread" is that he released it before he was even remotely a lock to be on the roster. That takes some balls to do.

Cue the "THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, THANKS PC NAZIS" crowd.

Don't worry, no one will.

Gawker writer?

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.