Rickie Fowler. Robbie was the soccer player.

[retracted] I made an error. I don't see how he was eligible.

Hook 'n' lard-ass.

She just wanted to spread the love.

The game was definitely on ESPN2.

In Soviet Russia, joke stretches you.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.

Homer's Odyssey: The Abridged Edition

Comment of the Year stuff right there.

+6 fireworks

Long live the Dethloons!

P.S.: I will never like August 23. It will always be the day William Wallace died. I just hate this day. True Scotsmen know what I mean.

Something was lost in translation, as the Salvadoran fan was instructed to throw shade at Landon.

What a coincidence, Jim Carrey among a group that has had recent struggles stringing hits together.

For once, it appears that Pierce had a problem with the flops.

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.

Oh, this is no big deal. David Wells threw a freakin' perfect game while on a bender.

A fight is when both players are assessed fighting majors. Simple as that.

There were 3826 goals scored this season and 335 fights (670 major penalties). That's an 11:1 goals-to-fights ratio. That doesn't include the playoffs, where you're much less likely to see fighting (especially in the later rounds).

Don't worry; I'm sure that one day, in the not-too-distant past, the NHL will take a team from a warm-weather climate and move it back to Winnipeg.