They need to bring those commercials back ASAP.

That's awesome. +1

"Gretzky and his partner Padraig Harrington shot a 66..."

Va donc chier!

+1. Tres bien fait.

And of course, there always has to be one asshole in the crowd: https://twitter.com/tbettz/status/…

Diego Fagundez on the Revs is 18 years old and makes almost $100 K. I didn't even make a tenth of that when I was his age working at Blockbuster. Gotta give credit to the kid for making that kind of money so young.

Oh, and while I'm here... Raysism, your copy of "Gigli" is now two weeks overdue. The retail price of…

Usually, the media up in Quebec will just say "séries"; a quick look at NHL.com's French page seems to show that's the case. I would imagine that with the wording on the ice, though, the league would want the proper terminology, so it looks more formal. Definitely looks strange compared to the English wording,…

Oh, man. +1

Also replacing sports balls with a pussy: Renée Richards.

Jesus. +1

+1

That's pretty much exactly what it is. Still much more entertaining than the ESPN version.

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?hdpid=49&id=209349

+1

Whoa. +1

Can't blame the Rangers for not using him more often. Everyone knows you only bring out your fine china on special occasions.

"8 shows?? Ha! We've sold out for eight years now!"

Hey, what's Sepp Blatter doing in South Carolina?

The Tight End and the Wide Receiver