So Dallas, Texas is closer to the midpoint of the Big East than New York fuckin' City.

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Jesus. +1

I believe it's Jeanie Buss's job to "physically handle the coaching" from now on.

"Stick to quarts!"

Evander Kane just signed on with Dinamo Minsk. He's never played in Europe before.

Same here. I also really enjoyed "The Best That Never Was".

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Minnesota to Dallas was practically a done deal by the time Bettman became commissioner. Hartford simply wasn't a viable market anymore (particularly with their small, outdated arena), and Quebec couldn't keep the Nordiques because they were in a recession and couldn't compete with the U.S. dollar (similar to what…

He started the slide inbounds (just before the 30-yard line). According to the rule, the QB is ruled down where he starts his slide. The fact that his momentum carried him out of bounds is irrelevant.

One must pray this is the final Chipper-related insult.

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MisTaken

He's got 99 problems, and a snitch is one.

Awesome. +1

God damn it, I was sitting here watching this video, when some assholes ran by and just starting chopping onions right at my desk.

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Plus _______.

....you have illusions of grandeur

Ha!