Beckham by a landslide.

"Pop.... Pop.... Pop," goes the Weasel.

I feel obligated to give this a +1.

I miss CommentNinja.

Non, non, je les ai lues en français. Peut-être que ce soit le fait que c'était ma dernière année universitaire et j'en avais assez d'étudier. A l'envers de la médaille, c'est à cause de Mme de Sevigné et ses lettres que j'ai trouvé une petite amie ce semestre-là, alors ce n'était pas complètement horrible.

Completely irrelevant to the conversation, but I never thought there'd be a Deadspin poster named for Madame de Sevigné. Christ, I hated reading those letters in college....

OchoSeis'd.

This is England... they're kinda known for their lackluster waves.

Ouch... right in the Sagrada Familia.....

HOLY CRAP, IT'S DON JOHNSON!

Meanwhile, Paulina Gretzky has apparently made it her mission to arouse pubic interest in sports.

"So, whenever she looks down at it, she sees a 66...."

'Merica.

"Oh, so parachuting into a sporting event is 'wonderful' now, huh? Where was the love 20 years ago, you dick?"

+1

Ah, yes, the Izzy Alcantara routine. Very effective.

The female swimmers were largely disappointed when Michael Phelps offered to show them his "Five-Dollar foot-long", as he was not actually speaking euphemistically.

Very nice.

Dude, why on earth did your dad decide to name you that?

http://news.discovery.com/history/amelia-earhart-resting-place.html