Yeah, I was kind of hesitant to say it for that reason. Sorry if I Upset you, I was just trying to show off my Funny Cide. It wasn't exactly a Spectacular Bid, I must admit. But I Regret nothing, this is a Genuine Risk one takes when posting to Deadspin.

I know. At this point, it's just beating a dea—

Just every man's opinion.

If not, you may want to challenge an intern or two to consume the contents of the box.

Nice.

This is nothing new. Ask the Arabs and Africans, the Brits have been creating arbitrary and unreasonable boundaries for centuries.

"Sorry, ma'am... we regret the error, but to be fair, you did come to us asking for a banger costume..."

He's Benabbad, bad boy...

And the sad part about this whole thing is that even after offering their entire draft for one player, Garth Snow still isn't the worst GM in Islanders history.

PK Subban's brother gets drafted by the Bruins, then Stephane Matteau's son gets drafted by the Devils.

I don't think that was such a good idea.

When Germany scored late in their game, the goalscorer didn't show off any illegal sponsor ads, marking the first time in recorded history that there was a Paddy that was not on a Bender.

Pramanik had apparently been living with her partner for some time, so one would think that if she had penis, her partner would have known about it.

"...And on the 7th Day, God sparked up a fattie, put on 'Dark Side of the Moon' and annihilated a jumbo bag of Cheetos. And that was some good shit."

Antonio Cromartie had an "All-22 film" made when someone decided to videotape his family reunion.

The Ford A-Rod was originally going to have a manual transmission, but the engineers found that there were constant issues with the clutch.

Human error is part of the game—but only certain humans.

[redacted] Got beaten to it.

Sandusky seemed to be more of a fan of a One-Eyed Willie, anyway....