Lands on Boardwalk, takes a Chance, goes directly to Jail, turns on the Water Works.

Now, now, guys... You're all looking at this the wrong way. We should be celebrating the underdog story of young Mr. Bradley, who showed us that with hard work, determination, and a hefty payoff to certain boxing officials, you too can get thoroughly outclassed and still be given the championship of a once-proud sport.

It's a bit difficult to explain to two Dodgers fans the concept of taking the Fifth, because most of them typically leave the stadium before that point.

The Chairman of the "Awkward Team Photos on Top of Tanks" Club

Hey Canada, now do you see why the League put all these teams in the Sun Belt???

To be fair, average attendance is up across baseball largely because of Miami's new stadium. When you're drawing nearly 30000 a game as opposed to 10K (and that's a very genereous estimate), that's going to raise the league average by a fair amount. Yes, the Yanks are having issues, but it's not like they're the…

"God, Bergevin really screwed the pooch on that one. Looks like I'm safe from scrutiny for a few days."

Would that make Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab a "Diaper Dandy"?

Math! Says Hero Ball Doesn’t Work

While Quick is playing slightly better than Lundqvist did last series (although Henrik shut out NJ twice in the first three games), it's hard to say that the Devils are having a hard time dealing with the Kings' style of play any more than they did the Rangers'. If it weren't for a couple of late misses, we might be…

Could you possibly imagine a game show host today having the absolute balls to kiss every single female contestant on the show? And the husbands being perfectly okay with that?

On the bright side, we're now that much closer to finding Jimmy Hoffa's remains.

Well, it could be worse. Last time there was an incident in Paris that involved skid marks, Princess Di got killed.

Usually when a Great Dane does something like that, you rub their nose in it so they learn not to do that again.

If you haven't heard these guys do the "New Jack" Edwards contest, you really need to check it out. I honestly can't tell if it makes Jack Edwards more awesome or horrifying.

Immediately after the game, Dan Snyder offered that police officer a rookie contract, but the officer politely declined once he realized that he'd have to work for Daniel Fuckin' Snyder.

"Oh, come on! How come he gets to shout 'PIPI! PIPI! PIPI!' and not get kicked out???"

[enters room]

If the Kings win, there are going to be a lot of confused local sportscasters in the L.A. area tonight.

I'm happy for this Frenchwoman. While it's a shame that someone had Toulouse such a match, it's Nice that she gets a Lille publicity from this and can build up some confidence on the WTA Tours (or maybe she'll just go the Playboy route and show off her Brest and Cannes).