Yeah, Triumph pretty much ended that conversation right off the bat. I also happen to like Guns 'N' Roses' cover of "Live and Let Die", and Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" is phenomenal, but yeah, nothing can touch Jimi.

I threw in the towel once they started playing "Interstate Love Song" on the classic rock station.

Dude, that is fantastic. This could keep me occupied for weeks! I'm almost scared to see how many covers of "Yesterday" there have been.

I guess things run a little differently in Brazil. He'd have been better off getting DQed for hitting his opponent Belo Horizonte.

Obviously, de Guzman is Marvel superhero Rogue

Well, this Devs-Rangers game is starting to get out of hand quickly.

I don't necessarily have a problem with women who occasionally say, "Oh, that player is cute" or ask a basic question. But this is frustrating because these women clearly have no intent of actually following the game, and they're supposed to be providing coverage of the game? They're Pink Hats who got press…

Must not make Chris Benoit joke...

Guests were among the first to taste the smooth, modern spirit, which, due to being aged up to four years—

Hah!

Sucks for him. Back in my day, "getting Icy Hot on your balls" meant you were banging Kristi Yamaguchi.

This would've been so much funnier if they did this the other night for Dustin Brown.

They're one of the best teams in MLS (which of course comes with the mandatory "second-tier league" disclaimer), but from what I've heard, the stadium and atmosphere the new owners have set up there is first-class. I'd give it a go.

Perhaps this is all for the best. I mean, the last time a Hunter stayed this long in DC, an old man got mistaken for a quail and was shot in the chest.

David Stern doesn't really give a shit about flopping

I'm originally from Rhode Island, where we have a thing called New York System Weiners. It's a pork frank on a steamed bun, topped with meat sauce (think spiced ground beef), chopped raw onions, mustard, and celery salt.

I was watching some MLS highlights from this weekend's games and this strike from Lee Nguyen in the Revs-Whitecaps game definitely caught my eye.

You all misunderstand, "Anal Kid Time" is a new Yankees community outreach program, where they bring inner-city youths down along the first-base line and show them all the people who got f**ked in the ass by paying over a grand for those seats.

Rupee of the Year

"He has been extinguished ..."