“Uprising” is probably better than either.

“Facts matter.” I believe the word you’re looking for is “interpretation.”

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Sylvester! (Of course.)

Yeah, this jumps out. Police use passive voice constructions to hedge about responsibility and obfuscate. It’s a real problem.

What “final straw”? There was no straw. There was literally nothing.

though Djokovic perhaps relies on his springy, youthful resilience more than the rest of them

Pistons! C’mon!

without any sense of neither self nor irony

People who say “I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties” (when did that cliche get tired? 2008? I want an oral history) are the people who nobody wants to hang around at parties. The mean/too-emotional drunks.

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PS: If anyone responds with “but Don Jr.” you’re just telling me you only get your news through osmosis and don’t actually know anything.

Did you not see Heath Ledger? The rest of that movie could have been a summer B-movie about piranhas and it still would have been worth seeing twice in the theater, just for that performance. (And in all honesty, the rest of that movie was pretty pedestrian, IMO. Not as good overall as Batman Begins. But Ledger, good…

I went through this in 2007, and it made me stop watching tennis for about five years. I never wanted to see Fed win anything again. On top of it all, he supplanted my idol Pete Sampras (I’m older than you). But I’m good with it now that three or four other players have actually won majors, and Fed has looked human…

Not true. The statute about accepting campaign help from foreign nationals can certainly be interpreted to show criminality here, already.

I like that one! My reaction:

I like how you capitalized “Unconstitutional” there. Like it’s holy writ, instead of a document with an actual historical context. Questions:

You’re driven crazy by people whose physical sensations aren’t exactly the same as yours?

Hmmmmmm, lessee here.....

So, how exactly do you divine which people need to stretch (extra-long-legs-me), and which people are engaged in this oh so horrible behavior you document?